Happy April Fools’ Day! As promised, here are some great — or terrible, depending on your sense of humor — jokes courtesy of your North Shore Bank colleagues.

What prize did Gaston from Beauty and the Beast win?
The No-Belle.

—New Berlin branch manager Sara Swosinski (and daughter Reina, 10)

A grasshopper sits down at a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, “Who names a drink ‘Steve’?”

—mortgage loan originator Robin Tegel

I had a 401(k) joke, but I can’t tell it for free until I’m 59½.

—district manager Cristen Baumann

In the old days, excessive use of commas was a serious crime. It would usually result in a long sentence.

—MLK Drive teller Joshua Moreno

When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.

—systems analyst Dan Fregoso

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Thank you to everyone who shared a joke! You will receive your candy by next Thursday.